So I'm gonna comment a bit on this game that KW recently brought to my attention...Red Alert 3....OMG....the franchise has extended to the third installment liaoz! Not sure I am exactly too excited abt this...but the original first Red Alert was one of the first few games I played when it first came out 10 yrs ago...(that and the C&C original series) While gameplay was your usual strategy shit, the main attraction was the in-game FMVs which featured real acting by a cast to propel the story and drive home certain points (oh...like our base is being attacked!!...we need reinforcements down here tt kinda shit) But I always found them corny and seriously LOL and WTF at times....ok..most of the time.
Now this time...the corniness has upped several levels and I can't help but laugh myself off when I saw the latest trailers for Red Alert 3. Check these out to see what I mean..XD
Wow....to sum it up...
1) Einstein is electrocuted due to a time-travel attack by the Soviets (think it's gonna make his hair even more stand out!!)
2) Japanese running amok, Japanese units transforming tank to mecha (?!?)
3) Jenny McCarthy the former Playboy Playmate of the Year staring as Tanya the babe for the Allied side, together with yet another busty girl with a British accent
4) Gina Carana a real Muay Thai fighting star and Ivana Milicevic from Casino Royale for the Soviets (wow more cleavage shown yet again)
5) Kelly Hu for the Japs!! :p:p:p
6) Corny liners from the Allied commanders and possibly from each and every cast member (send the commies to their mummies!!!)....oh btw the guy who said that is the loud and mean newspaper editor from Spiderman!!
7) Straight-faced and deadpan Japanese actor who plays the Emperor (maybe they should have gotten Ken Watanabe to play this?)
8) Crazy cast of characters, obviously sponsored by the muscle gaming giant which is known as EA (usually puts up a good show and lotsa hype, but the end result may be a gameplay which isn't exactly too gr8)
9) Ultimate cheesy acting at work here!!!
Think this is gonna be one wacky, hilarious and corny game. Seriously WTF!!
1) Einstein is electrocuted due to a time-travel attack by the Soviets (think it's gonna make his hair even more stand out!!)
2) Japanese running amok, Japanese units transforming tank to mecha (?!?)
3) Jenny McCarthy the former Playboy Playmate of the Year staring as Tanya the babe for the Allied side, together with yet another busty girl with a British accent
4) Gina Carana a real Muay Thai fighting star and Ivana Milicevic from Casino Royale for the Soviets (wow more cleavage shown yet again)
5) Kelly Hu for the Japs!! :p:p:p
6) Corny liners from the Allied commanders and possibly from each and every cast member (send the commies to their mummies!!!)....oh btw the guy who said that is the loud and mean newspaper editor from Spiderman!!
7) Straight-faced and deadpan Japanese actor who plays the Emperor (maybe they should have gotten Ken Watanabe to play this?)
8) Crazy cast of characters, obviously sponsored by the muscle gaming giant which is known as EA (usually puts up a good show and lotsa hype, but the end result may be a gameplay which isn't exactly too gr8)
9) Ultimate cheesy acting at work here!!!
Think this is gonna be one wacky, hilarious and corny game. Seriously WTF!!
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