What I need.....

I posted this on my notes page in Facebook, but just thought I would put it here too as this is seriously one of the most random and ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Seems like Facebook is awash with the notes craze and tagging all of a sudden....

Ok this is really funny and strange. To do this, you just type in your name with the word "needs" in the Google search engine, as in "______ needs". Whatever top 10 things that pop up, you type the results in your note:

Ok, considering there's really this person / actor called Derek Needs from the 1960s, I have filtered it out and put in the top few matches, much to hilarious results......

1) Derek Needs A Woman! We have given up on the idea of marrying Derek the Intern off but we are still hopeful that we can at the very ... (wth?!?!?! First result summore?!?)

2) Derek needs a spotter (A spotter is someone trained to look for something....eh any idea what have i lost?)

3) Derek needs to draw this for our darn hats! (Draw what?! A Haldane's Harriers symbol: A black hawk, its wings spread open, is shown emerging from the flames of a sunburst. In one claw it holds a lightning bolt; in the other, a bundle of arrows..........great, now I am suddenly involved in some intergalactic cult)

4) Derek needs to unlock! is a Junior Member in the Hackint0sh

5) Derek needs a stud (-_- .......... I have to clarify this...the full title is actually Bo Derek needs a Stud. Bo Derek is an actress But the Derek Needs was so bolded that it looked that way)

6) Derek needs to learn to dance (totally agrees :p)

7) Derek needs a breath of fresh air (wow this sounds refreshingly true!)

8) Derek needs to go and talk to Tim Montgomerie. (Tim who? After googling, I find out he's a British political secretary who preaches compassionate conservatism.)

9) Derek needs suggestions for a good place for dinner on Sunday evening in Toronto near Bloor (I'm certainly open to the idea to that, but maybe not as far until Toronto. Make it somewhere in Singapore :p)

10) Derek needs your numbers!

11) Derek needs a love interest....a man like that would have pure testosterone flowing through his veins....it's either a ... (seriously....what's wrong with google sia? Why i keep getting such searches?!)

12) Derek needs to relax (true!!)

13) Derek states he would like a Anglo or Hispanic family. He would do well with siblings as he has 4 who he misses very much. (right...........................)

In summary, Google is insulting me by saying I'm bisexual, and I need to start finding some love interest, someone that can give me that breath of fresh air, preferably of Hispanic descent. To do this, I will need to start getting numbers, learning how to dance, getting a good dinner spot, a spotter (to watch my back) and start talking to Tim (probably to teach me to be more gentle, or to get a desirable job in politics)

Failing which, I will be condemned to draw weird intergalactic symbols on people's hats in the future and blasting them on my mech if they do not comply or I might end up as a super powerful hacker and I really really really have to relax from not dying of laughter and falling off my chair after seeing this random and hilarious result.